@garrettn

I’d like to apologize…

To anyone I have not offended.

I’ll be with you momentarily.

@garrettn

Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against ur religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because ur on a diet.

@garrettn

Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’
Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’