@gavinprobably

I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink.

Then I get kicked out.

@gavinprobably

How did Hitler tie his shoes?

In knotsies.

(The unfollow button is only a click away)

@gavinprobably

Facebook-

You: Going to a concert tonight!

Friend: Sweet, what concert?

Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO

@gavinprobably

My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.

@gavinprobably

My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.