Yes indeed, I am a morning person. Morning naps are my favorite
Elections?Vote for pizza. Throw the pizza slice in the envelope. Not all of it silly! Just a little corner will do. Eat the rest. As usual
Yes, I’ll fight for the last samble of cheese. We all fought for our ”right to party”, remember? The bar is low
– You need you refresh your style, dear..Orange is so last year
-.. meow?
Don’t you even dare to come near! You won’t like it if I’m forced to release my emotional support bag of onions
What I try to explain you, is that I do know you have very good big cups in this nice coffee shop, but I’m emotionally attached to this bucket, could you fill it up with your excellent coffee, please
It doesn’t necessarily absolutely have to be Halloween to grab a bag and go to your neighbours to ask for candy, right? Back me up on this, gang
If you get confused visiting Canada and you think you’re in France, relax my dear wanderer, you’re not high! It’s not you, it’s just Québec
I’m telling you, my cat mimics my every move. And that wouldn’t be a problem if she wasn’t constantly trying to steal my fake eye lashes
For the last time, asking me if I want cheese is insulting. You could have said instead, much more meaningful things like ”Here. Cheese”
A teenage girl trying to find the right t-shirt, is far more decisive than me in front of 10 different sandwiches
”You can’t outsmart me! I know what you’re up to” I say to my cat. I lie
Me, at the edge of a cliff: HEEEEEEELP
My therapist:” EnjOy the mOment”
Pigeon 1: I really have to go to the toilet mate.
Pigeon 2: Wait a litle dude..i want same thing but we really have to find a really clean car…
-So many red dots everywhere on the fields this morning, that I haven’t seen before, I wonder what..
-Oh, nooo! Alien invasion!
-..flower they were