@heidi420x

if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people’s phones.

@heidi420x

Peanut butter
You’re almost as good as chocolate
Which is almost as good as cheese
Which is tied with vodka

-Poem about the food pyramid

@heidi420x

I disagree with liquor store hours. It’s 8am..let me in.

@heidi420x

Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still.

@heidi420x

*forgets to bring grocery list to the store*
I can handle this…
*comes home with cheese and bath salts*
Nailed it.