@hipstermermaid

I got 99 problems and they’re all friend requests from people I didn’t like in high school.

@hipstermermaid

I just want a time machine so I can show up at the Salem witch trials with an iPad.

@hipstermermaid

“Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me.”

“No, I hate you ‘cause you say stuff like that.”

@hipstermermaid

It’s amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature’s wonders!