*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat
If a huge beast told me not to go in one hallway of his extremely haunted house I’d be like “that sounds right” and never go there. But no one wants to sing about that. No candles want to sing about common sense.
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
You can create your own organic, totally biodegradable mask by walking face-first through a series of spider webs every morning.
Everyone talks about how mean geese are and how aggressive geese are but it seems like we used to eat a lot of goose holiday dinners and now we don’t so
incredibly disappointed to discover that these are two separate programs