@jannable9

I’m not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?

@jannable9

Hey guys! Remember the golden rules this festive season, when shopping in crowded places;

1/Walk slow

2/Stop for no reason

3/Repeat above

@jannable9

Made some terrible life choices the last few years.

Just kidding. I’m married and not allowed to make decisions.