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Have to prepare for a work meeting so instead I cleaned my entire kitchen, hung up some paintings, varnished another, and organized my art supplies.

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Thank goodness I have subtitles on, otherwise how would I know there is sinister cackling

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Therapists only want one thing and frankly it’s discussing.

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Them: Are you the woman who overuses contractions?

Me: I’m.

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I don’t want kids for the simple reason that math has changed and I won’t be able to help with their homework