Green is just blue that someone peed in
Why do they call it house cleaning and not fighting grime?
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs so I feel comfortable giving parenting advice. Mostly you have to check how much protein there is in the bag before you buy them food.
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Bear attack by generation:
Boomer – kill bear level forest into a mall parking lot
Gen x – climb tree build fort
Gen y – wait for helicopter Gen. x parent to fix it
Gen z – die doing bear makeover for insta
Why are they called bangs and not a hangover?
When your band gets bumped off the set list by an acapella group you’ve been a choired
There were times when there was only one set of prints in the sand, that was when I was out getting burritos
You don’t scare me, you’re not my trimmer with the bent teeth that someone dropped
I think the English invented raisins as a joke because of their dry sense of humour.
Hot singles in your area looking to borrow a cup of air conditioning
Going to pronounce fecal like decal
Just put 2 things I like together, what’s next?
Haha, jokes on you wordle, I was struggling to find words long before it was cool
My one weakness is definitely chocolate. And cake, also cake. Oh, coffee. Wait bread too. There’s also cheese.
My one weakness is indecision.