“thank you all for coming to my crisis” i say as i turn to face everyone in the elevator
for $5 ill facetime you on thanksgiving and pretend to be your gf that cant make it because i accidentally went to four seasons total landscaping
what strings did peacocks pull to be allowed to just vibe around the zoo?
the vaccine could be radioactive dumpster water & it would still be healthier than most of what I put into my body during quarantine
devastated to learn that 2020 is just three 2019’s stacked in a trench coat