The lid on our bottle of glitter is not childproof. I know this now.
3: Can I have another cheese slice?
3: I won’t squish this one in a ball and put it under the cushion.
“Butter is not play-dough”
– things I shouldn’t have to say
2: What’s for dinner?
Me: Pork, rice and peas.
2: No, what’s for MY dinner?
Me: That is YOUR dinner.
2: Then what am I going to eat?
Me: I just told you.
2: But I’m hungry!
7: My teacher gave me a Christmas card but it’s cursed
Me: That… seems strange
7: That’s how they used to write in the olden days
Me: *flys out of bed* What’s wrong?
7: I don’t know what time it is
Me: It’s the middle of the night
7: Then why are you awake?