@kryzazzy Is it just me or does this cat look like someone’s grandpa
@kryzazzy @kryzazzy The dark side of Canada
@kryzazzy I’d like to wish a very happy 5th birthday to the jar of salsa in my fridge
@kryzazzy Who needs human contact when you can just cuddle a pile of clothes fresh out of the dryer
@kryzazzy Pretty convinced that my left eyebrow and my right eyebrow belong to two different people with very different lifestyles
@kryzazzy Don’t give up on your dreams, if cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want
@kryzazzy What kind of a cult is this?
@kryzazzy Got kicked out of the grocery store again for reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost with a wheel of cheese.
I dunno, maybe stop playing “Unchained Melody” on the loud speaker and we won’t keep having this problem
@kryzazzy Them: Just act casual
Me:
@kryzazzy I’m exactly like Rambo if his bandolier was full of breakfast sandwiches