
Is it just me or does this cat look like someone’s grandpa
Is it just me or does this cat look like someone’s grandpa
The dark side of Canada
I’d like to wish a very happy 5th birthday to the jar of salsa in my fridge
Who needs human contact when you can just cuddle a pile of clothes fresh out of the dryer
Pretty convinced that my left eyebrow and my right eyebrow belong to two different people with very different lifestyles
Don’t give up on your dreams, if cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want
What kind of a cult is this?
Got kicked out of the grocery store again for reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost with a wheel of cheese.
I dunno, maybe stop playing “Unchained Melody” on the loud speaker and we won’t keep having this problem
Them: Just act casual
Me:
I’m exactly like Rambo if his bandolier was full of breakfast sandwiches