Friendly reminder from your Cats: if you’re not brushing them now, you’ll be picking up hairballs later. Ok yes, it’s a threat.
I’ve noticed eating popcorn during video calls tends to get them wrapped right up. Give it a go.
*corporate state run media carnival*
Step right up folks, take your bait!
How low can we go, how low can we go? New lows every day!
I stood on the scale with one leg in the air and still weighed the same wtf.
My Cat turned up his nose at his new gourmet food so after a logical discussion failed to persuade, I pretended to eat some and it blew his mind. Anyway, he’s eating it now.
When I told someone at work I didn’t have plans for Halloween because I’m not 5 y/o, she seemed stunned. I guess I really do look young.
Money issues can seem overwhelming until you break it down and realize all you need to do is bring in a million times more per day. See? No problem.
Absence didn’t work what else ya got?
I have bent many spoons in my life, the vast majority of which involved ice cream. Therefore, ice cream is the primary ingredient of activating supernatural powers.
I hope the next variant mutates to turn everyone into Cats, makes this all worthwhile.
*sells “no soliciting” signs door to door
I still remember when “information is power” could be said with a straight face. Thank goodness the internet put that myth to rest.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but women don’t really wear flowery see-through dresses to ride horses in real life.
There is no wrong response when someone tells you they have named their pet after you.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious fiery car crashes.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.