@leftarmisme Roses are red
Xanax is blue
When one just won’t work
Go ahead and take two
@leftarmisme Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
@leftarmisme *puts on pickle costume*
*gets stuck in pickle costume*
*calls friend*
Could you please help me?
I’ve gotten my myself into a pickle.
@leftarmisme I’m gonna try this if it ever happens me.
@leftarmisme If Disney movies have taught me anything, it’s that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.
@leftarmisme If you care about someone,
even a little bit.
I beg of you.
Please.
TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH.
@leftarmisme If both kids are screaming….
….both kids are alive.
It’s science