@lovemydogduck Monday Lisa
@lovemydogduck @lovemydogduck I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.
@lovemydogduck I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
@lovemydogduck Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I’ve already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car.
@lovemydogduck During the day I don’t believe in ghosts, But at night I’m a little bit more open minded
@lovemydogduck I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that’s why it’s called chemist “try”
@lovemydogduck I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.
@lovemydogduck Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween… best hate sex we ever had.
@lovemydogduck My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I’m practicing jumping out of a moving car.
@lovemydogduck My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???