As a child, I thought that more recipes would call for Eyes Of Newt…
The new Barbie movie should be an accurate depiction of her. Her knees should not bend, her house should have no walls, and the elevator should break all the time.
Pay no attention to the man behind the crouton!
If you enjoyed calling strangers and hanging up when you were 10 years old, perhaps a career in telemarketing is for you.
One day I plan on walking into a bar on a foggy night in some small town I’ve never been to before and say “Large Marge sent me.”
There’s no such thing as bad press.
Johnson & Johnson: Hold my Beer!