@mandysparklerxo *looks back seductively*
[walks into doorframe]
@mandysparklerxo @mandysparklerxo I just noticed the light fixture in the bathroom is off center, so no, I won’t be renewing my lease.
@mandysparklerxo You’ll never say “wrong hole” more often than when you’re trying to help a toddler put on gloves.