@maxverygoodboy

If you wanna be my lover
– I’m listening
You gotta get with my friends
– ….I’m listening

@maxverygoodboy

[Job Interview]
Sir, it says here you’re part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod

@maxverygoodboy

Ocean’s Eleven? Ummmm I’m pretty sure it’s a little older than that. Who is this idiot?

@maxverygoodboy

Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let’s get started on some sailing basics.
*Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*

@maxverygoodboy

~Little Mermaid family meeting~
Ariel…. We found this hidden in your top drawer.
*places sea cucumber on table*

@maxverygoodboy

They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys

@maxverygoodboy

*Joe Biden nibbles Obama’s ear*
– Please stop it
*Joe whispers* Say it
– No go away
*angrily whispers* Say it!
– …please stop Biden my ear