@meganamram

Don’t have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I’m close to my destination

@meganamram

Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I’m taking the door to prom

@meganamram

I’m a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)

@meganamram

Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote “blackbird” about Batman

@meganamram

“If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt” – Nervous Nelly

@meganamram

“I” before “e” except after “Old MacDonald had a farm”

@meganamram

Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body