Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote “blackbird” about Batman
“If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt” – Nervous Nelly
“I” before “e” except after “Old MacDonald had a farm”
Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!
Women shouldn’t work outside the home. It’s STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
the sequel to “Up” should be called “Up 2: No Good” who do I tell this to
“Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires” – Smokey the NRA Bear
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll
Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
Sometimes I sit on my hand till it’s numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph
“Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman’s body” – Russian nesting doll
God making man in his image was the original selfie