Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit?
‘Cause I’m not the least bit attracted to you.
That’s shocking!! Hold on.
*quickly draws overly arched eyebrows*
Ok. Go on.
Her résumé lists “attention to detale” under strengths.
You can’t have your cake and thigh gap too.
I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
I’ve been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people.
Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently ‘hard’ ‘classic’ and ‘punk’ AREN’T the 3 different types of rock.
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy.
Unless your wife finds out.