Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I’m the jerk…
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I’m having sex.
Probably with the other sock.
Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I’m the jerk…
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I’m having sex.
Probably with the other sock.