I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
You guys ever see a mannequin and think she’s completely out of your league?
I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly