Formaldehyde implies the existence of casualdehyde.
Sometimes I wish camouflage were more effective so I wouldn’t have to see the people who wear it.
Customers love saying “I’ll have one of these” while pointing at a sign I can’t see.
They make SAVORY soup now? No more dessert soup for me!
Q: Why isn’t the moon hairy?
A: Because it waxes every month.