My friend was too embarrassed to tell people she met her husband on Tinder so she started telling people she met him at a family reunion instead because that’s less awkward..
An unboxing video but it’s the toys my kid buried under her bed and forgot she had…
My kiddo came into my room, kissed my forehead and said “I’m sorry you’re fat.”
How’s your morning?
My kid has Monday off for what school is calling “Family Connection Time.” I’ve had 5 years and 3 summer months of that. Take my kid.
5: I’m going to hide my toys in this drawer.
Me: That’s where they go. It’s called “putting things away.”
Reasons my 4yr old is crying:
She lost her very favorite book but she doesn’t remember the title or what it’s about.