The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost
“They call it a sel-fee”
A photograph of oneself?
“We have one theory”
Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.
Guide to making everyone hate you:
Step 1) Turn your hat backwards
My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn’t act the way he wanted.
If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they’re not talking to you anymore
Squirrels run around like they’re being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I’m not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That’s just ridiculous
Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred