@notfaizzy

Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He’s a web kinda guy.

@notfaizzy

Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be ‘Officer! That’s him over there’… It gave me my sprinter’s physique.

@notfaizzy

I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out.