The best time of day for a prostate examination is 6:30 because both hands are at the bottom.
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It won’t all be gold – most of it is barely pewter
Sometimes? I’m slipping
I told my American cousin this is what police cars in Scotland sound like
Expect the unexporcupine.
Roses are red
Violets are blue…
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It’s been a good 12 months for dogs
Super Hand Dog Face
Man on train saying he’s in back-to-back meetings all day, I suggested trying face-to-face meetings. He left without thanking me.
I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal…
