@oldfriend99

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

@oldfriend99

There’s no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he’s not going to die

@oldfriend99

Ghost sightings are stupid. same with ufos and bigfoot. try spotting something people will actually believe. run into your buddy at the store

@oldfriend99

The Queen is crazy if she thinks I’m going to wait until February