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hm, feeling a little stiff today. must be from all that (into megaphone) HIKING

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Daughter asked who the princess of France was. When told there wasn’t one her eyes widened and she quietly asked if she could do it

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TRUMP: I’m gonna lose, huh?
RYAN: Yes.
[silence]
TRUMP: Thank God.
RYAN: I know
TRUMP: I’d be SO bad at it
RYAN: We literally all might die