@osoplain I just made bacon for dessert, I’m not in the mood to be trifled with
@osoplain @osoplain I wish I were better at subtweets cause I have some really passive aggressive things I’ld like to say to a couple of you
@osoplain Of course I’ll buy a harmonica for a 3 year old. He doesn’t live with me
@osoplain I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
@osoplain I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you’re scrolling on your phone
@osoplain Don’t sell yourself short, in fact, don’t sell yourself at all. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal
@osoplain Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym
@osoplain I’m texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up