When you and your favorite bird are very high at the zoo
Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I’m pretty sure I’m going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m making my house into an Italian restaurant.
I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I’ve had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.
So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?
So my drug dealer just died. I’m thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.