
When you and your favorite bird are very high at the zoo
When you and your favorite bird are very high at the zoo
Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I’m pretty sure I’m going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m making my house into an Italian restaurant.
I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I’ve had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.
So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?
So my drug dealer just died. I’m thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.