*At a clothing store*
Worker: Do you need any help sir?
Me: *Mixes “No, I’m good” & “No, I’m just looking”*
Me:”No, I’m just good looking”
Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics.
M: I can’t tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like
People on Facebook Nowadays:
*Clicks pic while sipping coffee*
*Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am*
Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one