Your Daily Dose Of Unadulterated Funny Tweets

I’m okay, you?
Yea. Not bad. You?
Yea. Not too bad. Wby?
Yea I’m okay. You okay?
Yes. Not bad. You?
Not too bad. You?
Yes I’m alright. You okay?
Yes ya know. The usual. You okay?
I’m okay thanks. How’re you?
I’m okay thanks. You okay?
I’m okay
Good
Okay
Bye then
Bye

I was an aspiring ninja until the ankle cracks made it impossible.

Taking my daughter to scope out a university today and as she asked me not to embarrass her, I’m going dressed as Legolas.