
My thoughts are as pure as snow… after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
My thoughts are as pure as snow… after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
English: i before e, except after c.
Science: Ummmm, No.
“Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!”
-Mormon kids
Your personality finally matches your looks. That’s not a compliment.
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
Moving on.
Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin.
I see that your IQ test came back negative.
Oh baby, were not going to need a ‘do not disturb’ sign. We’re going to need a ‘please don’t call the police were fine’ sign.