@quantumsleep22 My thoughts are as pure as snow… after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
@quantumsleep22 @quantumsleep22 English: i before e, except after c.
Science: Ummmm, No.
@quantumsleep22 “Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!”
-Mormon kids
@quantumsleep22 Your personality finally matches your looks. That’s not a compliment.
@quantumsleep22 Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
Moving on.
@quantumsleep22 Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin.
@quantumsleep22 I see that your IQ test came back negative.
@quantumsleep22 Oh baby, were not going to need a ‘do not disturb’ sign. We’re going to need a ‘please don’t call the police were fine’ sign.