This might be me.
Follow me for more tips.
Hide and seek but only they forget to look for you.
Me: damn I picked a good spot.
A hug and slap are both powerful but not everyone deserves a hug.
Coffee helps me remember….
Sense of humour
I mean words
I never said it was easy.
Coffee can’t solve all of my problems, but it can reduce the criminal charges for the future.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coffee costs less
Than a dinner for two
Of course I dance like nobody’s looking.
But I also drink like I don’t have to work in the morning.
When someone really pisses you off and you know you can’t physically do anything.
Just look at them through a fork and pretend you put them in jail.
They really need to stop naming hospitals after dead people.
Give us some hope.
I don’t always go the extra mile
But when I do…
It’s because I missed my exit.
You big beautiful cup of coffee.
Come here and tell me lies of how much I will tolerate my coworkers and how much I’ll get accomplished today.
I just hit my toe and it was at that moment I realized I spoke 4 different languages
I’ll call it a smartphone the day I yell “where’s my smartphone?” And it yells
” Down here in the couch cushions”
This was my hot friend I was telling you about.
Cleaning kitchen knives
Thought of you