I can count on my hook how many hands I’ve lost.
The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.
This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
Me: I spy something gray.
4yo: Your hair!
Me: I spy something adopted.
I’ll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!