It’s 2015. I can’t believe we’re still referring to a dress as colored.
My prompt email replies are 10% due to me being a diligent employee, and 90% due to the crippling OCD that compels me to clear my inbox.
“Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik” is a classic Red Hot Chili Peppers album, and also Criss Angel’s shopping list.
The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.
Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours.