
Convicted of murdering the English language, he was sentenced to death by elocution.
Convicted of murdering the English language, he was sentenced to death by elocution.
My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons.
Detective: Did your husband have any enemies, ma’am?
Wife: Well, the cat next door never really liked Jim, and that always seemed a bit odd.
When the grid crashes and there’s no other way of communicating, we’ll see whose drum circle is “stupid”.
When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn’t have toilet paper with aloe.