The date was going so well until he called me gorgeous and I blew a bubble out of my nose on accident.
I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she’s gonna be pissed.
Don’t think I won’t spin around and French kiss you if you’re standing too close to me in line at the liquor store.
She danced her way into his heart.
-She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot.
So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account.