Not even remotely sorry.
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals.
“We can argue all day about the rights and wrongs, Barbara, but it won’t change the fact that we’re out of toilet paper”
Me checking my bank balance online.
“I don’t want to sound ungrateful, Carl, but I think I’ll get the bus to work tomorrow”
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
“You probably can’t even tell, but there was an incident with the shower curtain”
When you need to go shopping but have to Kill Bill first.
“Oh hi, you’re home early”
Day 4. They suspect nothing.
Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue.
Day 4: They suspect nothing.
When your lack of sheepdog experience is cruelly exposed on your first day.
When assembling your dog, please read the instructions carefully.