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A Vampire Bat is easy to spot due to its funny accent and little silk cape

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Just Once i’d like to see a Shark wearing a People Tooth Necklace

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me: can we discuss my crippling fear of elephants?

therapist: i’m all ears

me: *screaming*

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Barney: [skipping pebbles across the lake]

Fred: MY DAUGHTER!

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Me: i’m just here for shits and giggles

Taco Bell employee: *passes me my order* i can’t promise you the giggles

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Granola Bars, for when you’re hungry & also want to teach your mouth a lesson