@sweetg35

Everything sounds good when you’re not listening.

@sweetg35

I started out with nothing and still have most of it!

Fact.

@sweetg35

If you’re not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!

@sweetg35

In alcohol’s defense, i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

@sweetg35

A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!

@sweetg35

Even when I change my mind, it still doesn’t work any better.😁

@sweetg35

I like to test the waters by pushing people in.😁