
Everything sounds good when you’re not listening.
Everything sounds good when you’re not listening.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it!
Fact.
If you’re not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
In alcohol’s defense, i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn’t work any better.😁
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.😁
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.