Just ordered Dominos while at Dominos because I need a ride home.
“I’d hit that!” -Helpful blackjack dealer
Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
Carp we hit an iceberg!
What am I herring? This scampi true!
Whale I squid you not
Oh cod I can’t die
Waterboat me? You’re so shellfish
If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they’d be powerful alloys.
I’m only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I’ve always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.