@the1652s

I hide the fact that I can’t swim by eating every 15 minutes.

@the1652s

“This is a terrible wine tasting event. ” – me at church.

@the1652s

Me:
Goes to bed early
Gets 8 hours of sleep.
Eats healthy breakfast.
Takes a hot shower.
Listens to great music on the walk to work.

Colleagues: “You look tired.”