she’s all “don’t sleep in the nude- what if there’s a fire and the fire men come and see you naked”
uh you pretty much described my fantasy
How’m I going to 80’s montage myself out of this one?
Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time.
“Baby last night you were so hot, let’s do it all over again this morning.”
-me, speaking to this leftover pizza.