@tigersgoroooar all i’m saying is that i probably would have used a different font here.
@tigersgoroooar @tigersgoroooar It actually only takes girls 5 minutes to get ready, the rest of the time we’re just smooshing our boobs together and posing in the mirror.
@tigersgoroooar The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin.
@tigersgoroooar Just made an appointment with a cardiologist. Don’t be alarmed, I’m sure all my cardigans are fine. I just wanna make sure they fit.
@tigersgoroooar Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You’re welcome, girls.