@trevso_electric Don’t give your heart to someone unless you’re 100% certain that you’re dead.
@trevso_electric @trevso_electric take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
@trevso_electric If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I’ll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder.
@trevso_electric If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her.
@trevso_electric Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.
@trevso_electric So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us “never let go.” Frozen says “let it go.” Smdh
@trevso_electric Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
@trevso_electric The leading method of suicide in Albania is attempting to kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter.
@trevso_electric Sir. Your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
@trevso_electric dam girl
