@trevso_electric Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years
@trevso_electric @trevso_electric From now on, I’m referring to my ex girlfriends as “yesterbae’s.”
@trevso_electric Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.
@trevso_electric Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit.
@trevso_electric Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%
@trevso_electric If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@trevso_electric Guantanamo Bae
@trevso_electric It’s summer. We’re young. Let’s sneak into someone else’s pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.
@trevso_electric Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?
@trevso_electric Real House Wines.