
My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.
My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
I caught a wild peeve, but it’s always bothered me when people make pets of things so I let it go.