
Couples that stay fit together don’t trust each other enough to go to the gym alone
Couples that stay fit together don’t trust each other enough to go to the gym alone
I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of
I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel
*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger
Therapist: Alright, let’s start at the beginning
Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn’t born a centaur