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@pauleggleston I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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@bestnewuser toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in.
@BuckyIsotope Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers.
@perrigame Stop the Internet. I want to get off.
@SlabBaconBP As meltdowns go I think this one is pretty mild. Oh and by the way, the fact that nobody has offered me drugs yet is pretty disappointing.
@VerbsRProudest How Am I Doing? I’ll Tell You How I’m Doing Volumes: 1-8
@Maxine12333 The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
@huntigula Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man’s body! I want the procedure, doc.
Dr.: Very well. Just relax..
*puts bow on Pacman’s head
@Crunch11b “This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall.”
-Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
@Y2SHAF kids in 2050 trying to study the 2019-2022 chapter of history for a test
